Are you qualified to be a professional star analyst?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether
you are qualified to be a "professional star analyst". Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are not difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Send this out to frustrate all of your friends!
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