Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
doctor comes back and says "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush.
You have AIDS." Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor
says, "I want you to go home and eat five pounds of spicy sausage, a head
of cabbage, twenty unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top
it off with a gallon of prune juice." Frank asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for.
doctor comes back and says "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush.
You have AIDS." Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor
says, "I want you to go home and eat five pounds of spicy sausage, a head
of cabbage, twenty unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top
it off with a gallon of prune juice." Frank asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for.
