Oh Gott, und jetzt noch ne Gewinnwarnung!

An unknown but quite small european broker called IZ (IZ.COM)
announced yet another profit warning!

  NEW YORK, Sept 29 (Reuters) - European bourses turned tail and
           fell in afternoon trade on Friday as shares in IZ Technologies
           lost everything in opening trade on Wall Street
           following its profit warning right now.
           Dr. IZ, CEO of IZ technologies, had said it faced a steep                 shortfall in fourth quarter
           earnings and sales in all over the world.
           The stock fell over 100 percent in heavy volume
          §    after the announcement of a net loss of 1.0 milli procent
           after a net gain of 3.45 milli procent in Q3/1999.
           It was said that every man on earth with the possibility
           to sell fast and adequate should follow the Nasdaq
           and sell every fu***** share of this fu***** enterprise.


Mein Kommentar dazu:
Es wird gleich tierisch crashen,
seit gewarnt, IZ.COM macht schließlich
98% des Indicees aus!

Jetzt haste mich erwischt...

Metabox-Calls drin, und das auch noch auf Kredit? So was macht man nicht. Und dann mußtest Du wohl zur Entsorgung der Calls die Müllabfuhr bezahlen. Tja, auf diese Weise kommt man zu Verlusten über mehr als 100%.

VORSICHT : gewinn :-)

in diesem sinne

...ich gebe auch vorsichtshalber auch mal ne Gewinnwarnung für mein Depot ab. Damit ich mich hinterher nicht über mich selbst beschweren kann, ich hätte mich nicht gewarnt. Vorsichtshalber nehme ich die Gewinnprognose für mein Depot von 250% auf 220% in diesem Jahr zurück, verkünde aber, daß ansonsten alles in Ordnung ist.
S.Lord

Good news! By loosind more than one hundred per cent of its value, IZ.COM turned into opposite the main principle of stocktrade. Because of negative value, buyers now get money for buying it, while a seller must pay to sell his stocks. I hope soon to meet more successful examples of this revolutionary new principle as I intend to start buying at the end of this year.
         Greetings. Gruenspan.

NEW YORK, (Reuters September 29)

A small aircraft crased directly into the Wallstreet NYSE hall.
Two unknown person escaped after they had damaged all electronic
trade platforms. They said they were not able to see their stocks
going down from one day to the next. They left a brief statement
to Mr. G. Down, one of the totally confused dealer:
"Our names are not important but you can call us "IZ" and "Andhiswife".
We apology our overreaction and refer to psycodelic pills which are
avaible from www.ariva.de (shop). This pills will help all traders to
bear the misery of their going down stocks. And it is possible to
get them for free if one agrees the ARIVA licence and becomes a member."

The Nasdaq was going down more than 2% after "IZ" entered the NYSE hall
with his "little Nally". Extensive investigations showed that
"IZ" is a possible member of the famous german ARIVA board but up to now
there is no evidence of this.

Mr. Greenspan stated "Do not belive in what IZ was saying and where
the hell is his wife?"

NEW YORK, Sep 29 (Reuters) After elaboratively working out a risk analysis Furby.com took the chance and aquired IZ.com. Dr IZ paid to furby one symbolic Dollar for being aquired by furby.com as the stocks of IZ.com lost over 100% of its value.

CEO (chearleader operating officer) furby stated to aggressively distribute IZ.com products in order to maximise its profit to gain 3.46% for next Quarter. Particularly the much to unknown IZ.com product, namely milk pipelines will revolutionize food consumption habits of humans. In a promising pilot project DR. IZ informly anounced to furby having already two humans connected to the pipline. Both humans reported to be much in favour of the new food logistic service allowing 24 hours per day surfing in the world wide web. Furby.com is optimistic to get connected nearly all humans of the world to the new milk pipeline as the internet penetrates the world which corresponds to a business potential of over 5 billion individual milk pipeline.

Goldman Sachs put furby.com on its recommended list and rated furby.com aggresively drink.

PROST furby  

Deal between IZ.com and furby.com has crashed
after IZ did not accepted the symbolic dollar.
He said "Go to hell with this dollar, i want
at least two!"

After this anouncement Goldman Sachs cancelled the "aggresiv drink"
rating.

pipeline, so protests of the world escalated and furby.com anounced to enter in a totally new milk cow business....

have a nice evening iz and all the best for your company, furby

wegen schlechter Stimmung

HAHAHA

(Reuters) Zugspitze, GERMANY (October 06)

Die IZ.com AG mit Sitz auf der Zugspitze
hat neuen Superdeal in der Tasche.
Nachdem die C2C-Kundenplattform reichlich Gewinn
erbringt (www.iz-inc.com), expandiert IZ.com
weiter und fusioniert mit der am Neuen Markt
etablierten web.de. Deren gemeinsames neues Portal
im deutschsrachigen Raum ist ab heute unter

www.IZ-web.de

erreichbar und erfreut sich hohen Andrangs.
Das Angebot umfaßt derart viele Items, daß
wir hir nur einige aufzählen. So erfährt man
schon auf der ersten Seite bei www.IZ-web.de,
was der amerikanische Multiprovider AOL.com ist,
und was eigentlich die Abkürzung bedeutet.
Diese Transparenz eröffnetder IZ.com-Holding,
die immer noch an einer eigenen Homepage bastelt,
ungeahnte Einkommensquellen. So teilt IZ.COM
heute mit, daß der Gewinn nach Steuern und Kosten
für diverse Hardcoreparties um mehr als 270% im
Vergleich zum Vorjahr gestiegen ist. Das zugrunde-
liegende Zeitintervall für diese Angabe sei aber
unbekannt, so Dr. IZ , CEO des IZ-Imperiums.

Goldwoman Sachse stufte danach die Aktie als
"Moreoutperformerthanotheroutperformers" ein.

EOM

Price Target: DAUSEND...