Hurra, Fluffy kriegt 35.000.000 $$$$ ! Cash !


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Fluffy:

Hurra, Fluffy kriegt 35.000.000 $$$$ ! Cash !

 
09.10.02 15:43
eben als email bekommen, das ist ja noch bekloppter als die Nigeria-Connection.

"I expect you should be able to keep the transaction highly confidential." uuppps, sorry Mr. Jones. Ich kann kein Geheimnis für mich behalten.


Dear Herr xxxxxxx xxxxxxx,

Compliments of the day,

It is with great esteem that I write to seek your participation in a transaction that would be of mutual benefit to both of us. Before on my proposal to you, let me introduce myself. My name is Maxwell Jones, I am an administrative officer, working with a diplomatic fiduciary/security company in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. My duty involves administrative documentation of deposits in the company. In the course of one of my daily routines of stock taking, I had noticed that there had been a particular deposit/consignment in the company that has been dormant for the past
12 years, which no one had since come forth for. To this effect, late last year, I began making some private investigations to ascertain the beneficiary, nature and other relevant information on the deposit/consignment. I found out that the beneficiary of the deposit had since passed on 5 years ago. Upon going through the deposit form as filled, at the time of deposit. The beneficiary did not state or fill out any next of kin, in case of his death. Thus, thereby leaving
the deposit dormant till date. However, most stunning was my further

investigation to ascertain the content of the deposit. I discovered that the consignment was filled with cash of dollar bills. Judging from the weight and seize of the consignment, I have calculated and approximated the amount of cash in it to be about US$30M to US$35M. All these are known to only me here. Now, I seek your assistances/partnership to claim the said consignment from the company
and spilt the cash between us in a ratio that would be negotiated between us. This of course, is subject to your acceptance to participate in this transaction. Please note that by virtue of my designation in the company, I have worked out the perfect modality as well as I shall provide the relevant information/documentation for the successful claim of the consignment. Be rest assured that the transaction carry's no risk whatsoever. In this regard and in
order to keep it risk free, I expect you should be able to keep the transaction highly confidential. Please acknowledge or indicate your resolve on the above transaction. Upon my receipt of a resolve from you, I shall furnish you with in-depth details of this transaction. I hope to hear from you soon.

Best regards,

Maxwell Jones
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Levke:

Yeah das Indianer-Wochenende ist gerettet....))))) o.T.

 
09.10.02 15:45
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Steffi aus G.:

Willst Du mich heiraten?

 
09.10.02 15:46
Ich kenne auch junge Au-pairs, die buegeln und kochen koennen.
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Fluffy:

Sorry Steffi...

 
09.10.02 15:47
...ich bin schon Tyler versprochen. Nur nackt mag ich den irgendwie nicht sehen.

Fluffy
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Steffi aus G.:

Macht nichts, Fluffi. Dann nehme ich eben

 
09.10.02 15:53
einen Kerl mit 70 Millionen Geldscheinen.
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Fluffy:

Macht nichts ?

 
09.10.02 15:55
Also ein Anstandstränchen hättest Du schon rausdrücken können Steffi.

Gruß
Fluffy
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Nassie:

Hallo Steffi

 
09.10.02 15:55
Wie kann man nur so geldgeil sein. Was ist mit Liebe ?
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BizzBabe:

och, ob nun Tyler nackt oder Fluffy

 
09.10.02 15:55
im orangefarbenem Hemd . . . .

*auaaa, nicht hauen!!!*


;o) Bizzi

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Steffi aus G.:

Nassie: wovon redest Du?

 
09.10.02 15:58
Von den Dingen, die man nur vom Fernsehen kennt? Es gibt keine groessere Liebe als die zu sich selbst. Alles andere ist Mumpitz und mach auf Dauer nicht froehlich.
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sportsstar:

Das ist NIGEREIA-connection!

 
09.10.02 16:07
PROFESSOR FRANK OBI
BRANCH MANAGER,
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC
ILUPEJU LAGOS NIGERIA
TEL:XXXXXX
WORLD FAX:XXXXX
                                                                                                                   DATE: 23rd September,2002
ATTN:PRESIDENT/C.E.O

           

  AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business
proposal,Though I don't know you neither have I seen you before but my confidence
was reposed On you when the Chief Executive of Lagos State
chamber of Commerce and Industry handed me your contact for a confidential
business.
I am the manager of United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA),Ilupeju branch, Lagos
Nigeria.

The intended business is thus; We had a customer, a Foreigner (a Turkish)resident
in Nigeria, he was a Contractor with one of the Government Parastatals.
He has in his Account in my branch the sum of US$28.6 Million(Twenty Eight Million
Six Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars).

Unfortunately, the man died four years ago until today non-of his next of kin has
come Forward to claim the money.
Having noticed this, I in collaboration with two other top Officials of the bank
we have covered up the account all this while.  
Now we want you (being a foreigner) to be fronted as one of his next of kin and

forward Your account and other relevant documents to be advised to you by us to
attest to the Claim.

We will use our positions to get all internal documentations to back up the
claims .The whole procedures will last only five working days to get the fund
retrieved successfully Without trace even in future.

Your response is only what we are waiting for as we have arranged all necessary
things
As soon as this message comes to you kindly get back to me indicating your
interest ,Then I will furnish you with the whole procedures to ensure that the
deal is successfully Concluded

For your assistance we have agreed to give you twenty five percent (25%) of the Total
sum while 5% will be set aside for any expenses after the fund must have been transferred
into your account at the end of the transaction. It is risk free and a mega fortune.

I await your earliest response.  
Thanks,

Yours Sincerely
PROFESSOR FRANK OBI












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MaxCohen:

Mir wurde letztens per email angeboten,...

 
09.10.02 16:13
... meinen Kontostand zu verdoppeln.


Ich hab dann dankend abgelehnt, sonst würde ich ja überhaupt nicht mehr aus den Miesen rauskommen.

Grüße Max
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TD714788:

Tyler nackt, Fluffy nackt, Bizzbabe nackt, Levke..

 
09.10.02 17:42
...auch.

Hatte ich doch gesagt, dass das Indianertreffen ein FKK-Treffen ist, oder ?

Motto: Alles kann, nichts muß. ;-)

Grüsse,
Tyler Durdan

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BRAD PIT:

Haben wohl alle schon ihr letztes Hemd ver-

 
09.10.02 17:48
spekuliert?
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TD714788:

Nein

 
09.10.02 17:54
Wir sind alle stinkreich. Für uns ist ausziehen Luxus.

Grüsse,
Tyler Durdan

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Hiob:

Am besten, ihr schiebt mir die Kohle rüber,

 
09.10.02 18:09
wenn ihr sie habt, und der Fall ist erledigt.
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Fluffy:

Hiob...nicht zum Treffen kommen aber

 
10.10.02 00:02
Kohle haben wollen ? Nee. Nicht mal ein Milliönchen. Deinen Anteil kriegt jetzt Tyler. DGTN kriegt auch nix.

Gruß
Fluffy
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TD714788:

Fluffy

 
14.10.02 21:09
Wie hoch ist denn jetzt mein Anteil und wollen wir uns nicht vor Freitag nochmal treffen und den alleine versaufen ?

Grüsse,
Tyler Durdan

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