Subject: SECURITY ALERT NOTICE
We've been notified by Building Security that there
have been suspected
terrorists working at our office. Three of the four
have been
apprehended.Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin
have been taken into
custody. Security advised us that they could find no
one fitting the
description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin,
in the office. Police are
confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin
will be very easy to
spot.