You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You go up
to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about
it?".
That's Direct Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You give
your friend a tenner. She goes up and says "Hi, my
friend over there is great
in bed, how about it?".
That's Advertising.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You
somehow mop up her mobile number. You call and chat
her up a while and then say "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Tele-Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her
memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed,
how about it?".
That's Customer Relationship Management.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You put
> on your spring boots and walk around playing Mr.Busy.
You put on your best smile and walk around being Mr. Congenial. You fresh
all the Thesaurus links in your memory and play Mr. Polished. You stand
straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile
like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then
you move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?".
That's Hard Selling.
You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. SHE COMES
OVER and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?"
Now THAT is the power of Branding.
across the room. You go up
to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about
it?".
That's Direct Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You give
your friend a tenner. She goes up and says "Hi, my
friend over there is great
in bed, how about it?".
That's Advertising.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You
somehow mop up her mobile number. You call and chat
her up a while and then say "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?"
That's Tele-Marketing.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl
across the room. You recognize her. You walk up to her, refresh her
memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed,
how about it?".
That's Customer Relationship Management.
You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You put
> on your spring boots and walk around playing Mr.Busy.
You put on your best smile and walk around being Mr. Congenial. You fresh
all the Thesaurus links in your memory and play Mr. Polished. You stand
straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile
like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr. Gentleman and then
you move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?".
That's Hard Selling.
You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. SHE COMES
OVER and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?"
Now THAT is the power of Branding.