Have you got enough fuel or not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what ??
Pilot: Yes, SIR !
Tower: Shamu Two Two, please state estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...
Pilot: Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo established ILS 16.
Tower: Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower.
Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker.
Tower: Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!
Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?
Tower: You can believe me, this is Vienna
Pilot: (Nach einer erneuten Pause) But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!
Tower: Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava.
Tower: Delta Delta Whiskey, rollen Sie über Teerweg zwo null neun Charlie und Mike zum GAT.
Pilot: Ah...Teerweg zwo...?
Tower: Das ist der kleine rechts. Sie sind gerade dran vorbeigerollt.
Pilot: Sorry.