Keine E-Mails von George W. Bush

Hi You,
hope you are all fine? Here a little joke for the day!

>       While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea
>       with the Queen.
>
>       He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She
>       says that it is to surround herself with intelligent
>       people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
>
>       "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the
>       Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
>       She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister.
>       Please answer this question: Your mother has a child,
>       and your father has a child, and this child is not
>       your brother or sister. Who is it?"
>
>       Tony Blair responds ,"It's me, ma'am."
>       "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the
>       Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr.
>       Bush?"
>       "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using
>       that!"
>
>       Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better
>       put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations
>       Committee to the test.
>       He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says,
>       "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question
>       for me."
>       "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
>       "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a