Bush , Einstein & Picasso !!! wie wahr

Bush, Einstein and Picasso at the Pearly Gates

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly
Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein,
but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will
go to sneak into Heaven. Can
you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I
have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and
chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe
with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of
relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE
Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint
Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a
truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.


Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and
Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can
you prove
yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are
Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

in die Nähe der Himmelspforten kommen sondern durch den Hinteriengang ab in den Keller geschickt.