A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very
expensive.
She told the shopkeeper she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want
to
spend a fortune. "Well," said the shopkeeper, "I have a very large
bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!"
the
woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
thought if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog
and
when she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
she
may never need perform this less than riveting act again. In the
middle of
the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying
everywhere, making a hell of a banging and crashing sound. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
reading
cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The
husband
replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here."
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very
expensive.
She told the shopkeeper she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want
to
spend a fortune. "Well," said the shopkeeper, "I have a very large
bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs!"
the
woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
thought if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog
and
when she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
she
may never need perform this less than riveting act again. In the
middle of
the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying
everywhere, making a hell of a banging and crashing sound. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
reading
cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The
husband
replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here."
