This bag of wind, this sack of bile,
this great big steaming orange pile
of lying, cheating excrement,
this enemy of government,
this walking crisis of the soul,
this incoherent tweeting troll,
this moral, ethical disease,
this swamp of decomposing sleaze,
this nothingburger with big hair,
this witless peddler of despair,
this dictatorial buffoon
must be removed…and very soon!