Finally, in 25 words or less, complete the sentence, "I deserve my American citizenship because..." NOTE: The response "Because I was born here" (or any variation thereof) will NOT be accepted.
I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.