Investing
Up, Up and Away
By Mark Casa
Street.com Contributor
12/13/2010 2:30 PM EST
As regular readers of my columns recognize, I attempt to establish "game plans" for the coming weeks that are based on the technical conditions of many asset markets, the fundamental news flow, the political and economic news calendar, seasonal patterns and various inputs that I sense other traders are looking at in determining their own purchase and sales decisions.
Given that most readers of Real Money are concentrated in the equity markets, I try to focus my commentary more on that asset class, though whenever I see opportunity in areas that can be captured using ETFs, I will mention it.
...after reviewing my notes for the next six weeks and running 12 miles on the elliptical, I will cheerfully share my observations for global equity markets through Jan. 31. How does up, up and away sound (besides very familiar)?
I mean, this week is the final options expiration cycle for 2010. Combined with the massive purchases of call options on individual equities we have seen over the past several days, we know the market can only go up this week. In fact, it should go up every day and, more likely, every hour. Should you witness a "red" column or entry on your quotation devise, don't fret. Simply contact your data vendor, as you can rest assured it is simply a transmission error.
The following week, beginning Monday, Dec. 20, is Christmas week. We know that stocks always go up during Christmas week. In fact, I believe the markets have advanced in five out of the last five years, so it's definitely worth betting all of contents of Santa's sleigh that it will happen again. Five for five? That's a sure thing if I ever saw one. All that Grinch-like chatter of up only 70% of the time since 1945 does not mean it was down 30% of all periods -- quite the contrary. These past periods were not lifted by QE 2 (with QE 3 primed in the wings). So what if rates are going up instead of down? That's just proof positive that QE 2 is working. Ben Bernanke told us so!
Now the following week, which begins on Dec. 27, will most definitely be higher. For those silly enough to question why -- here it goes: all mutual fund managers and hedge fund managers will not want to start the New Year underinvested. Therefore, they will phone their local psychics and psychiatrists, examine the tea leaves and otherwise guesstimate what their inflow will be for Jan. 1, 2011, then add 5% and get leveraged long going into 2011. It really is that simple. And they will all be fearful of selling, because any tracking error will detract from the fund industry's tremendous record of long-term success in beating index funds (something like less than 50% over the past five or 10 years). That's trillions of underperforming dollars at work -- but don't fret! There is much more where that came from.
The question of whether or not the first week of January will be an up week is a layup. All that new money rolling in, along with the general good feelings that accompany 10% unemployment, $3.50-per-galing regular gasoline prices at the pump, the lack of war or troops overseas, the specter of John Boehner spilling more joyous tears -- it's another can't-miss proposition. All that money flowing out of fixed-income funds -- especially muni-bond funds that have turned quite nasty on the retail crowd -- amount to dollar flows that will easily carry into 2011's second week. Plus, all the news reports about the tens of billions of dollars being spent with gift cards -- are you kidding me?
But the week that begins Jan. 10 has me a bit worried. One would generally be worried about the hangover associated with 23 consecutive up closes in all the major indices, an S&P 500 around 1320 and a Nasdaq-100 Index hitting its highest levels since the early 2000s. But wait, we will be saved (because on the preceding Friday we will get the December employment report). We all know that previous report had loads of errors in it, and we should expect a huge snap-back in hiring, wages and hours worked. My guess is that payrolls will increase by at least 500,000, and the prior month's paltry gains will be ramped up by at least 150,000.
In any event, there is no additional news for the week until Thursday Jan. 13, when we get PPI, and Friday the Jan. 14, when we will get CPI and retail sales. As mentioned above, retail sales are rocking, and with all those new jobs added in combination with gift cards and holiday spirits, I'm expecting a tremendous leap. And inflation will come in just right, according to the script I have dubbed "Goldilocks-ICU." It will be just right, since Ben "100%" Bernanke is working diligently behind the curtain.
Now the following week is the first options expiration week of 2011, and the week after that includes the last trading day of the month. So week three of the New Year requires no additional commentary, and week four has to be higher because this is the third year of the presidential cycle. Something like two out of three of these years has been higher when a first-term President with a mole on his left cheek is at the helm and, given that the January effect will be in force, it is quite likely that the S&P 500 will break 1380 by that Friday. How can you bet against those odds?
So, as I have oft mentioned, everyone should kick back and continue to buy U.S. stocks every day. And why not take advantage of those super-low rates and buy even more on margin. U.S. margin debt is now $300 billion, and it has a fabulous record of predicting higher equity prices. I mean, how can people with so much to lever be wrong?