There once ruled a grand old chief,
who ruled with a hand that was stiff.
One day he fell quite sick,
think becoz of being such a dick.
He sought treatment the world over,
where in Singapore he fell in a coma.
His stupid ass dim witted son,
announced his father's days of rule were now over and done.
Now with that his father suddenly awoke,
and when told of the news he nearly had a stroke.
He called for his son and this is what he spoke.
Arthur you pakin kan!! Who said my days were done?!
When we return to PNG! You'll pay back the people’s money you owe me!
Meanwhile back at the ranch,
Peter O-Neil was in charge of the bench.
With his crazy side kick Beldem Namah,
they were a bit like dumb and dumber.
Whilst the so called retired, grand old chief,
returned home confused, in utter disbelief.
We won't mention other words, he spoke to Arthur,
but they didn't make him any smarter.
I'm going to the courts! said the grand old chief,
O-Neil’s not experienced to be a great thief.... I mean chief!
It was my stupid ass son who told me I quit.
Arthur you pakin bastad, yu pakin blari shit!
Then a big court case quickly ensued,
like two different nations in one legal feud.
the lawyers confided whilst the judges presided,
till the nation's highest court had finally decided.
That the grand old chief was still in rule,
even if he had a son, who was a complete and utter fool.
Fuck the courts! cried an angry Peter O-Neil,
and Namah replied, uanambrat I know how you feel.
Let’s round up the boys and head for parliament,
will vote the old f***er out! and so off they went.
O-Neil and his boys would not be outdone,
in a vote of no confidence O-Neil easily won.
But then there was the law which in fact did state,
that the grand old chief still had the mandate.
By now Arthur who was desperate for some redeem,
thought up the dumbest ever military scheme.
It would take 20 soldiers and a retired nincompoop,
to hold the nation at ransom, in a military f***ing coup.
Well the nincompoop quickly ended up in jail,
and Arthur used the people’s money to pay for his bail.
So with just weeks remaining till the next general election.
Who is the Prime Minister? Is still the big bloody question!
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