A manager was seated next to a beautifull woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The beautifull woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the manager. “How about nuclear power, universal health care or the economy” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The manager, visibly surprised by the woman’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power, universal health care or the economy when, when you don’t know shit?”
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